Post by Johnny Gotham on Apr 5, 2005 18:39:36 GMT -5
With the help of friends on the Internet we’ve compiled the following possible uses for the UN flag:
* Air-sickness bags (put the UN logo inside the bag - no point in making people sick just by seeing the bag)
* Artillery reference point - to fire at for effect
* Bath towel - to wipe certain body parts
* Bird cage liner
* Burn at patriotic rallies
* Candle/lamp wicks
* Cat bed liner - to keep the fleas off your good blankie
* Cat box liner
* Cat litter
* Cat scratching post - to wrap around the post and let your cat get its claws into - good kitty!!!
* Chainsaw wipe down rag
* Chimney sweep rag
* Chimney sweep tarp - to protect your carpet from soot
* Compost
* Corpse blanket—to wrap up the dead politicians, BATF, FBI, FEMA, etc., or anyone else who tries to collect our guns.
* Dart board backdrop
* Diapers - turned out, not in
* Dipstick rag carried under the hood of your vehicle
* Dog urine wheel protectors
* Doggy chastity belt
* Doggy chew toy
* Dog poop cleaner upper
* Doormats - to wipe muddy feet on, at home or place of business
* Dryer vent filter/lint catcher
* Drop cloth - to use while you are painting and other dirty jobs
* Dust rag
* Emergency heating fuel - burn in fireplace
* Feminine napkins
* Fill material in nuclear waste shipping containers
* Filler material in roofing shingles
* Fire starter - soak in kerosene
* Food - to cram down the throats of crooked politicians, lawyers, and judges
* Food wrapper - to wrap spoiled food in; especially good for rotten fish parts
* Garage - if your car has oil leaks, you should have one under it to keep garage clean
* Garbage can liner
* Goat feed - to feed your goats - except your favorite one, of course
* Gun cleaning rags, sold at gun shows
* Gutter rag
* Handkerchief - use to blow your nose on
* Hang one out the bottom of your driver’s door, into the street, dragging through the mud as an excellent way to initiate a UN conversation
* Ink blotter
* Insoles
* Kitchen towel - to clean up all the grease and grime & keep your other towels clean
* Molotov thingytails
* Mops
* Mud flaps
* Nuclear waste filler - put in nuclear waste containers
* On the floor under junior’s height chair for food droppings
* Outhouse wallpaper - tack up on the outhouse walls (could be used for TP later)
* Outhouse wipes (use with caution, may cause rash)
* Overalls - put them on the butt of your bib overalls
* Paint brush cleaning rag - to clean up all your old paint brushes with
* Paint filter - use to strain your old paint with
* Panty hose laundry bag - tie up your panty hose in them when you wash them
* Print them on rolls of toilet paper
* Puppy house-training - Scotchgard coated for repeated use
* Put it in a jar of urine and call it art
* Road patch - place flag in pothole, pour tar generously, pack down
* Suppositories - for Bill and Hillary to use
* Send to drug king pins (or CIA) for wrapping illegal drugs
* Shoe polish rag
* Shop rags
* Table cloth - for when your one-year old grandchild is coming over
* Targets - add numbers to the lines of latitude and you’ve got an excellent range target
* Temporary gas cap
* Test acids on
* Toilet seat liner - drape over the toilet seat for sanitation reasons; flush after use
* Trench liner - to line slit trenches with
* Under grandpa’s spittoon
* Vomit bucket, when you have stomach flu
* Wrap spoiled food in, for disposal
www.un-freezone.org/unflaguses.html
* Air-sickness bags (put the UN logo inside the bag - no point in making people sick just by seeing the bag)
* Artillery reference point - to fire at for effect
* Bath towel - to wipe certain body parts
* Bird cage liner
* Burn at patriotic rallies
* Candle/lamp wicks
* Cat bed liner - to keep the fleas off your good blankie
* Cat box liner
* Cat litter
* Cat scratching post - to wrap around the post and let your cat get its claws into - good kitty!!!
* Chainsaw wipe down rag
* Chimney sweep rag
* Chimney sweep tarp - to protect your carpet from soot
* Compost
* Corpse blanket—to wrap up the dead politicians, BATF, FBI, FEMA, etc., or anyone else who tries to collect our guns.
* Dart board backdrop
* Diapers - turned out, not in
* Dipstick rag carried under the hood of your vehicle
* Dog urine wheel protectors
* Doggy chastity belt
* Doggy chew toy
* Dog poop cleaner upper
* Doormats - to wipe muddy feet on, at home or place of business
* Dryer vent filter/lint catcher
* Drop cloth - to use while you are painting and other dirty jobs
* Dust rag
* Emergency heating fuel - burn in fireplace
* Feminine napkins
* Fill material in nuclear waste shipping containers
* Filler material in roofing shingles
* Fire starter - soak in kerosene
* Food - to cram down the throats of crooked politicians, lawyers, and judges
* Food wrapper - to wrap spoiled food in; especially good for rotten fish parts
* Garage - if your car has oil leaks, you should have one under it to keep garage clean
* Garbage can liner
* Goat feed - to feed your goats - except your favorite one, of course
* Gun cleaning rags, sold at gun shows
* Gutter rag
* Handkerchief - use to blow your nose on
* Hang one out the bottom of your driver’s door, into the street, dragging through the mud as an excellent way to initiate a UN conversation
* Ink blotter
* Insoles
* Kitchen towel - to clean up all the grease and grime & keep your other towels clean
* Molotov thingytails
* Mops
* Mud flaps
* Nuclear waste filler - put in nuclear waste containers
* On the floor under junior’s height chair for food droppings
* Outhouse wallpaper - tack up on the outhouse walls (could be used for TP later)
* Outhouse wipes (use with caution, may cause rash)
* Overalls - put them on the butt of your bib overalls
* Paint brush cleaning rag - to clean up all your old paint brushes with
* Paint filter - use to strain your old paint with
* Panty hose laundry bag - tie up your panty hose in them when you wash them
* Print them on rolls of toilet paper
* Puppy house-training - Scotchgard coated for repeated use
* Put it in a jar of urine and call it art
* Road patch - place flag in pothole, pour tar generously, pack down
* Suppositories - for Bill and Hillary to use
* Send to drug king pins (or CIA) for wrapping illegal drugs
* Shoe polish rag
* Shop rags
* Table cloth - for when your one-year old grandchild is coming over
* Targets - add numbers to the lines of latitude and you’ve got an excellent range target
* Temporary gas cap
* Test acids on
* Toilet seat liner - drape over the toilet seat for sanitation reasons; flush after use
* Trench liner - to line slit trenches with
* Under grandpa’s spittoon
* Vomit bucket, when you have stomach flu
* Wrap spoiled food in, for disposal
www.un-freezone.org/unflaguses.html