Post by Johnny Gotham on Jan 2, 2005 19:03:59 GMT -5
Ever since bursting out on the political scene as an independant in 1984, Megatron has always been sure to garner attention. As an immigrant, he knows first hand the expirence of the American dream, and now he's running for president. So we asked him, where does he stand on the issues.
Q)Taxes?
A)I need not your primative coins, I require your energy, which is best used in a free market.
Q)Job creation?
A)I shall put all citizens to work by forcing them to build a space bridge to Cybertron!
Q)Free speech?
A)Censorship in the Public Trust is nesessary to keep human society strong enough to build the space bridge!
Q)Gun control?
A)No one controls mighty Megatron!
Q)War?
A)Destroy all who oppose us!
Q)Affirmative Action?
A)It baffles me how you flesh creatures can do anything affirmative!
Q)School prayer?
A)Go ahead, see I your God will save you!
Q)Education?
A)Privatize it! We have space bridges to build, not schools!
Q)Immigration?
A)More citizens more production!
Q)Outsourcing?
A)Jobs lost through foreign investment means more workers for the space bridge!
Q)Energy?
A)Sweet, sweet energon cubes! Enough to fuel a hundren nations!
Q)The United Nations?
A)Megatron Submits to no one!
Q)Abortion?
A)Fewer humans means slower progress!
Q)THe death penalty?
A)All convicts will become slaves.
Q)Same-sex marriage?
A)I do not see how such a biologicly harmful activity can be beneficial to the haman condition, or productivity!
Q)His opponents?
A)My opponent's platforms, such heroic nonsense!
Q)Taxes?
A)I need not your primative coins, I require your energy, which is best used in a free market.
Q)Job creation?
A)I shall put all citizens to work by forcing them to build a space bridge to Cybertron!
Q)Free speech?
A)Censorship in the Public Trust is nesessary to keep human society strong enough to build the space bridge!
Q)Gun control?
A)No one controls mighty Megatron!
Q)War?
A)Destroy all who oppose us!
Q)Affirmative Action?
A)It baffles me how you flesh creatures can do anything affirmative!
Q)School prayer?
A)Go ahead, see I your God will save you!
Q)Education?
A)Privatize it! We have space bridges to build, not schools!
Q)Immigration?
A)More citizens more production!
Q)Outsourcing?
A)Jobs lost through foreign investment means more workers for the space bridge!
Q)Energy?
A)Sweet, sweet energon cubes! Enough to fuel a hundren nations!
Q)The United Nations?
A)Megatron Submits to no one!
Q)Abortion?
A)Fewer humans means slower progress!
Q)THe death penalty?
A)All convicts will become slaves.
Q)Same-sex marriage?
A)I do not see how such a biologicly harmful activity can be beneficial to the haman condition, or productivity!
Q)His opponents?
A)My opponent's platforms, such heroic nonsense!